Velvet Howler » microsoft http://velvethowler.com So much more than you wanted. Sat, 08 Jan 2011 00:33:23 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.1 en hourly 1 Bing’s Commercial Blames Google for Financial Crisis http://velvethowler.com/2009/06/04/bing-commercial/#comments Thu, 04 Jun 2009 05:08:27 +0000 Zach Cullen http://www.velvethowler.com/?p=3561 In review:
  • People watched too many stupid videos on youtube.
  • This allowed the forces of evil to destroy our economy.
  • When we tried to stop them using our google cannons, we got LOST IN LINKS and it got worse and everything turned into suck.
  • If you use Bing, you can completely ignore this reality and enter a new one, one where people sit in front of giant white boards and wear knee braces and children are kinda cute and Hey Look, a muscle car!
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In review:

  • People watched too many stupid videos on youtube.
  • This allowed the forces of evil to destroy our economy.
  • When we tried to stop them using our google cannons, we got LOST IN LINKS and it got worse and everything turned into suck.
  • If you use Bing, you can completely ignore this reality and enter a new one, one where people sit in front of giant white boards and wear knee braces and children are kinda cute and Hey Look, a muscle car!

Also, there’s the obvious Hitler analogy.

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