Bing’s Commercial Blames Google for Financial Crisis

In review:

• People watched too many stupid videos on youtube.
• This allowed the forces of evil to destroy our economy.
• When we tried to stop them using our google cannons, we got LOST IN LINKS and it got worse and everything turned into suck.
• If you use Bing, you can completely ignore this reality and enter a new one, one where people sit in front of giant white boards and wear knee braces and children are kinda cute and Hey Look, a muscle car!

Also, there’s the obvious Hitler analogy.

# posted by Zach Cullen  tags: capitalism, crisis, economy, godwins law, Google, microsoft