You know which board game is terrible? Life.

You stop and partake in certain events (choosing a spouse, buying a house) that ultimately have little to do with the outcome of the game. There are a series of arbitrary paths that ultimately lead to the same place. At the end of the game if you have a lot of money you can retire to a condo and if you have less, you get to retire to the old person’s home next door to the condo. The winner is determined by who has the most money at the end of the game, but if you’ve been paying attention you already know the winner is the guy who got lucky at the begining of the game.

The game should really be called Existential Crisis, though I guess the box art for that would be a little harder to design.