View this link:

http://gizmodo.com/358648/leaked-riaa-training-video-for-prosecuters-find-pirates--find-crack+dealing-terrorist-murderers-too

Gizmodo:

This is a leaked official RIAA training video produced with the National District Attorneys Association telling U.S. prosecutors why they should bust music pirates: Because it’ll lead them to “everything from handguns to large quantities of cocaine [and] marijuana,” not to mention terrorists and murderers!

Yes. It is that absurd.